JOKES ON HIV

A man was diagnosed of deadly liver problem. Instead of telling people that he has a liver problem, he was telling them that he has AIDS. Surprised, his wife asked him, why do u tell people that u have AIDS instead of liver problem? The man replied; I tell them to scare the men away so that if I die nobody will come to have you. Anonymous.

After years of hard work and determination, I have proudly earned the right to include some letters after my name. Kind regards, Craig Allman, HIV+

I went back to the doctors today after blood tests a couple of weeks ago "Its nothing to worry about sir, just drink plenty of Lucozade & everything will be ok"

"What did the blood tests find then?" i asked "You're HIV positive" "What!! How the fuck will Lucozade help!!" "Aids recovery sir"

What should you do if your ex girlfriend calls you to tell you she's HIV positive? Act surprised.

A man was making love to a Yoruba village girl and she suddenly realized he was not using a condom.  

She asked him "you are not using condom"? 

  Man answered "yes".    The girl asked "hope you don't have HIV/AIDS?" 

 Man: "NO".           

Girl: thank God, i don't want to get that thing again, 

 The guy fainted.